Alice Cooper to join US presidential race
August 23, 2016The 68-year-old has enjoyed a fan base for decades, and while his announcement comes as both Trump and Clinton face faltering campaigns, it might not be completely serious.
His platform - unveiled on a campaign website on Monday - revealed the challenger's priorities:
"So, if you're looking for a candidate with a platform that matters, vote Alice Cooper, the man with the plan to tackle the hot button, contentious and provocative issues on the minds of the real America and Britain:
1. Getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC
2. A snake in every pot
3. No more pencils, no more books
4. Adding Lemmy to Mt. Rushmore
5. Rename Big Ben "Big Lemmy"
6. Groucho Marx on the $50 bill
7. Peter Sellers on the £20 note
8. Cupholders required for every airplane seat
9. Ban on talking during movies in movie theatres
10. Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day
Cooper's campaign website so far consists of selling merchandise and reissuing his band's 1972 song "Elected."
The song - a hit during Richard Nixon's successful re-election campaign - ends with a politician promising, "Everybody has problems / And personally, I don't care."
Another musician - rap superstar Kanye West - has said he will run for president in 2020.
Cooper - the voice behind youth anthems such as "I'm Eighteen," "School's Out" and "No More Mr. Nice Guy" - has in the past described himself as apolitical, although hinted at Republican sympathies in 2004.
Cooper pioneered a grandly theatrical brand of hard rock drawing equally from horror movies, vaudeville, and garage rock.